NEW ITEM - Make all of your friends laugh with the Fart Alert.
The Fart Alert looks like a warning sign and has 8 different phases which are:
Fart with possible follow through in area� Stay away!
Accident ahead! Damaged underwear! Please detour immediately!
(Horns) Ass blast measuring 8.5 on the rector scale!
(Horn) Fart flavored air in room evacuate immediately! (Fart & gasp)
(Multiple fart sounds) sphincter song being played! Disburse the crowd! Call in the paramedics!
Exploding ass in the room, run for your lives!
(Sirens) Warning! Ass volcano erupting violently! Move to safer ground!
(Fart & Horns) Fart detected! Maintain safe distance! Repeat, fart detected!
Warning dangerous gases omitted�keep clear! (Fart, fart)
Approximately 6" Tall and 3 1/2" Wide
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